With May sweeps and the summer blockbusters just around the corner, the entertainment industry is campaigning furiously for our affections. In keeping with the hyperbolic marketing frenzy, we bring you [cue the raspy baritone] ... the Live-Blogging Event of the Year:
"Three years ago, Laid-Off Dad and his wife teamed up to bring you 'Kid Charisma,' after a three-mile hike in the West Village, a wretched stay in a grimy, soulless hospital, and 36 hours of labor.
Now, they're doing it again ... on their own terms.
She's at 39 weeks and ready to pop, and all the pieces are in place. Join us, as Laid-Off Dad attempts to live-blog while he, his wife, his mother-in-law, and a team of accomplished midwives bring his second child into the world ...
... smack-dab in the middle of his living room."