Kiddie Konjecture I

In honor of these, the Thoughtful Yet Terribly Underinformed Years, I've decided to launch a new running feature: The Kiddie Konjecture. Robert's full of ideas about how life works, and it's amazing how defensible yet wrong they all are.

Case in point: As he finished a pee the other day, Robert flushed it down and said, "There it goes! The pee is flushing down the toilet and running down into somebody else's toilet."