I noticed that Simpsonizing oneself had become a bit of a meme a few weeks ago, so I uploaded a picture of me, pushed the button, turned the crank -- and it looked nothing like me.
The glasses and facial features were easy fixes, but the problem was with the hair. In Simpsonland, you're either bald or you're not; there's no setting for "pleasingly fuzzy." Nor is there any way to capture my alluring salt-and-pepper temples. So I pulled out the PhotoShop to glue some extra strands on the roof (about a dozen or so duplicated layers) and grayed up the 'burns. The result is thus.
Upon reflection, I think I look a bit like Milhouse's dad with a fresh set of plugs.