Firefox is my favorite browser, because of the built-in search window that lets me scour the Internet with immediacy. Type in a word, and BAM. Hundreds of URLs to sift through, stat. So if I need to know the name of Ben Folds's third wife, I can find out in one second (which is excellent!) instead of three (which is interminable!).
This little window also has an air-tight cache memory that saves every search stem. It basically follows you around like a court stenographer, taking down records of what you wanted to know and providing a unique and intensely intimate road map of how your mind works.
This morning I wanted to search the Susquehanna Hat Company comedy sketch ("slowly I turn ..."), and when I typed the "s" I was immediately treated to a drop-down list of all the recent searches I've made that began with S. I thought it was interesting, so I'm publishing it here:
- San Francisco
- San Francisco bus map
- Saturday Night Live
- sawgrass 17
- Schwetty balls
- slap yo mama cake chookooloonks
- smarty
- solids revolution flash
- sorgum
- spackle
- Spanish translation
- sperm x chromosome
- spock fascinating
- stalag 13
- stardust trailer
- stinger rocket
- stormtrooper boot
- strunz
- Subaru outback
- subjacent
- surf’s up trailer
- syd barrett
- synonym vasectomy humor
Don't ask me about "strunz," because I don't know either.
