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Yes, but not nearly as virile

On the train back from my sister's, TwoBert eagerly points at the back of a man's head two seats ahead of us.

TwoBert: Daddy!
Me: That man isn't Daddy. I'm Daddy.
TwoBert [still pointing]: Daddy!
Me: I don't think that's Daddy. Because this is me. I'm right here, next to you.
TwoBert [unswayed, still pointing, and looking right at me]: Daddy!
Robert: You have to admit, Dad. That guy's pretty much bald, just like you.

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I want to gobble up your kids, they are so stinkin' cute.

robert just hasn't caught on yet that if he replaces "bald" with "devilishly handsome," he gets way more legos.

Well, at least he knows handsome when he sees it :-)

Man, they really know how to passive-aggressively knee you in the groin. Next time you pass a homeless dude, the young one will point and say, "Daddy!", followed by Robert's declaration, "You have to admit, Dad. You're pretty much only a mistake away from being right there."

LOD- Next time this happens, if you want to be cruel, just point at your boys and then your proud dome and say "this is you in not too long!" Or not.

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