Item: About two weeks ago, LOD mentioned that he was 41 years old. That was not exactly true (and exactly false) until today. LOD regrets the error, which he blames on his compulsion to round upward. He is seeking treatment (for, like, the frillionth time).
Item: LOD has often referred to his son TwoBert as a small male human, but he is actually a rare hybrid species of oranguferret. The child is charismatic, long-haired, and grabby, but if he is the slightest bit frustrated he will bite and hang onto the nearest toddler as if his life depended on it. LOD regrets the error, and regrets further the need to watch over his carnivorous hellspawn at the playground like a hawk, lest the boy send a small child to the ER in need of a prosthetic elbow.
Item: LOD recently said he was finished reading When Gender Matters, when he meant to say that he was finished with reading When Gender Matters. The book offered some interesting scientific analysis of brain development in boys and girls, but when the author began veering into gross overgeneralization (in order to beat readers repeatedly over the head with the same point* he made in chapter 1), LOD left the book on the subway. LOD does not regret this error.
[* Boys and girls are different. Got it.]
Item: When LOD perused the results of the survey his readers very graciously filled out this summer, he noticed that 83.2% of his readers are female and 14.1% are male. LOD thought there was some sort of math glitch, but he has since learned that 2.7% of his readers are asexual, freshwater sponges (including loyal reader Scott McClellan). LOD is astounded by the error, and by the insensitivity of his advertising underlords.
