I don't like posting pictures of my kids on the Internet. I've had pictures stolen before, and I've seen too much about predators and freaks -- some of whom seem straight out of Central Casting -- to expose my children to the nefarious, the felonious, and the libidinous. How do you folks with Flickr accounts do it? Seriously. Tell me.
If you, too, are overwhelmed by uncertainty (and that uncertainty is, for whatever reason, cone-shaped), who better to rely on that this demonstrative, diminutive weatherman? If your area is destined to be icky and/or beset by farts, you can tune in to the Channel 24 meteorologist for the latest in IckyFart Triple Doppler technology.