I know what you're thinking: "LOD was so nice to do that interview, where he revealed his near-death experience and showed us a picture of his kind-yet-smoldering eyes. I'd love to tell him more about me. But how? "
Friend, this is your lucky day. As you may have noticed, I am a now officially a federated medium. A nice federation asked me to join up, and they gave me a smart-looking tunic and a phaser and everything, and we roam the galaxy looking for adventure and dodging papier-mâché meteors.
I would be very grateful if you would take a moment to complete this survey. It would mean a lot to my new federation friends, many of whom were dropped on their heads as children and thus derive great personal fulfillment from crunching other people's data points. It will also confirm my view that this readership comprises the most urbane, intelligent, and tech-savvy humanoids in explored space.