... 23 pounds. But no word as to whether my nutty nemesis did anything drastic. So I won't claim victory, even though successfully divesting yourself of 10% of your body weight should be victory enough. To sum up:
- Operation Look Better Naked: Accomplished.
- Operation Pass Go And Collect $200: Pending.
- Operation Get So Buff As To Be Routinely Mistaken For Gay: Unlikely.