A married couple rests on the couch after a full day of boy-wrangling. Their backs are against opposite armrests, her legs on his. They are watching television, when a promo for a show about Wild and Wacky Weddings comes on. In the montage of seizure-inducing smash cuts, a groom is dressed as Beetlejuice.
She: If I wasn't living with you, I would absolutely watch that show.
He: Yep. That's what your life would be like without me. Home alone watching awful television instead of, you know, going on dates.
She: Ugh. I can't imagine dating.
He: Why not?
She: I'd have to learn tolerate another person's shit. I can barely tolerate your shit, and I love you.
He: You're beautiful when you're ornery.
