It's been a fun couple of weeks with the BoBs, and I want to thank everyone for the remarkable support that has propelled me into the lead for Best Daddy Blog. And as the voting nears its conclusion, the very worthy field has been narrowed to two:
- a three-year veteran of spit-up, teething, ER visits, bedwetting, and tantrums—and is so enamored of it all that he's signed up for another tour of duty; and
- a smack-talking newbie who's been a parent for less time than I've been re-employed.
The margin is close, and the choice is clear. I am a devoted and remarkably virile caregiver whose son just told him, "You're a great daddy because you keep the monsters outside." The challenger, conversely, is a death-cheating occultist who controls his minions through the ritual sacrifice of Himalayan snow leopards.*
So do the right thing. Pull the lever for LOD, and strike a decisive blow for truth, decency, and forcible monster eviction.
Oops! Gotta run. There's just enough time to give my gorgeous, pregnant wife her daily foot massage before we head off to church.