After Night 2 of the Nocturnal Freeballing Initiative, Robert is batting .500. To his credit, however, he 1) waited until almost 7am to wet his bed, and 2) took the initiative of stripping himself naked (thus leaving a trail of warm, wet pajama parts from his room to ours) before asserting, "I want to get in bed with you in just my skin!"
And I thought, That is one helluva good opening line.






