Have you ever had one of those moments when you come across a sentence and wonder if this is the first time, in the history of human communication, that someone has endeavored to put those particular words in that particular order and conveyed that particular thought?
Here's a random quote from my wife, taken completely out of context:
"It wouldn't have escalated if I hadn't found that frozen cheese."
You be the judge.
Update: Extra points for anyone familiar with the sentence, "Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."