The tale of the tape for Roger Clemens: 322 victories, 4,200 strikeouts, six Cy Youngs, and one big screw loose.
Clemens' posse says it's a non-event, and it probably was. But anyone who throws a bat at Piazza and names his kids after strikeouts is still a friggin' loon.
Luckily, the media are showing their typical restraint.
