Astute LOD spelunkers have noticed that I’m migrating some June entries over from the old site, which is deader than a duffel bag of dearly departed doornails. I’m especially curious if anyone out there is as PO’d as I am about Crayola’s soul-stifling Mess-Free Color WonderTM system, which we mock on a regular basis. (“You want to force my son to draw a flower, eh? Well, let’s just see what MR. SHARPIE has to say about that! Mwah-ha-ha!!)
Fight the power, etc.
And speaking of power, I’d like you all to know that I was hand-washing a 16-oz. tumbler this morning when I placed my hand inside, clenched my fist to squeeze some soap out of the sponge, and shattered the glass, sending shards all over the sink. As I wiped the blood off my knuckles, I briefly considered a name change to Laidóff ver Laidóffsson.