If a train leaves Chicago at 11 a.m. and heads westward at an average rate of 55 miles per hour, and a second train leaves Billings, Montana, at 2 p.m. and heads eastward at an average rate of 75 miles per hour, which of the following did Robert say at the dinner table with his mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother in audience?
I. “Pee comes from the tip!”
II. “I farted!”
III. “Girls have vulvas, and ladies have vulvas also!”
(A) I only
(B) II only
(C) I and II only
(D) I and III only
(E) Holy crap, he said all three.
Answer: (D). He has announced his flatulence often, but in this case, he thought the shock value of I and III was more than sufficient.